Over 100 brides in Belgrade donned wedding dresses and running shoes in a race for a free wedding. Call me a bitter divorcé, but when you get married, there's always a price to pay.


BRIDES RACE FOR A NO-COST WEDDING

Lindsay Lohan was seen clubbing with porn star James Deen. I'm shocked. This could totally ruin Deen's reputation.


LINDSAY LOHAN CLUBBING WITH PORN STAR

Newly-designed talking urinals are being installed in U.S. pubs in a campaign to stop drunk driving. When Charlie Sheen heard about it he said, 'Talking urinals are new?'


CHARLIE SHEEN: THE TALK OF THE TABS

A volley by Andy Murray during the Wimbledon semifinal hit Joe Wilfried Tsonga square in the gonads. It almost ended the set.

Eva Longoria, who just split with Eduardo Cruz, is reportedly dating Jets pivot Mark Sanchez. I'm thinking the quarterback may be a passing fancy.


EVA LONGORIA DATING MARK SANCHEZ?

According to a recent survey, a key to happiness is making your bed. A key to unhappiness is having to lie in it.

Canadian Mischo Erban set a world skateboard record going 130 kph down a steep road in Quebec. It's the fastest anyone has gone downhill this side of Lindsay Lohan.

MISCHO ERBAN: WORLD RECORD