Al Capone's 1928 Cadillac Town Sedan is up for auction. Original contents include 300 pounds of steel armour, bullet-proof glass and an autographed photo of Don King.

Adrien Broner dropped to a knee in a post-fight interview and embarrassed his girlfriend with a fake marriage proposal. Might be the first boxer to permanently knock himself out of a ring.

If Disney were to sponsor IndyCar driver Dario Franchitti, would his accidents be called Franchitti-Chitti-Bang-Bangs?

Over 100 brides in Belgrade donned wedding dresses and running shoes in a race for a free wedding. Call me a bitter divorcé, but when you get married, there's always a price to pay.


BRIDES RACE FOR A NO-COST WEDDING

Lindsay Lohan was seen clubbing with porn star James Deen. I'm shocked. This could totally ruin Deen's reputation.


LINDSAY LOHAN CLUBBING WITH PORN STAR

Newly-designed talking urinals are being installed in U.S. pubs in a campaign to stop drunk driving. When Charlie Sheen heard about it he said, 'Talking urinals are new?'


CHARLIE SHEEN: THE TALK OF THE TABS

A volley by Andy Murray during the Wimbledon semifinal hit Joe Wilfried Tsonga square in the gonads. It almost ended the set.

Eva Longoria, who just split with Eduardo Cruz, is reportedly dating Jets pivot Mark Sanchez. I'm thinking the quarterback may be a passing fancy.


EVA LONGORIA DATING MARK SANCHEZ?

According to a recent survey, a key to happiness is making your bed. A key to unhappiness is having to lie in it.

Canadian Mischo Erban set a world skateboard record going 130 kph down a steep road in Quebec. It's the fastest anyone has gone downhill this side of Lindsay Lohan.

MISCHO ERBAN: WORLD RECORD

An English firm is reportedly selling a range of salts harvested from human tears. The big sellers are tears of laughter, anger and sorrow, known as the Maple Leafs collection.


SALT FROM HUMAN TEARS?

L.A. Weekly says a tattooist is getting international attention for recreating some of history's most iconic paintings on bananas. Apparently, the art has a peel.

Former SI cover girl Brooklyn Decker told Vanity Fair she was named after a horse. Still, a lot of guys wouldn't mind being saddled with her.


BROOKLYN DECKER POSES IN VANITY FAIR

Two things that may surprise you: 2. Justin Timberlake is planning to make music again; 1. Justin Timberlake made music.

Bar Refaeli has been voted Maxim’s 2012 sexiest woman of the year. Is that setting the Bar high?

BAR REFAELI: MAXIM'S 2012 SEXIEST

Did anyone else see the American flag mini-dress Katy Perry wore at the N.Y. Fleet Week event? I'm Canadian, and even I saluted it.


KATY PERRY: STAR-SPANGLED PERFORMANCE

Psychology Today says the best time to do creative thinking might be when you are sleepy. Which may explain why my jokes sound tired.

Police in Somerset, N.J., won't confirm they've made arrests related to a recent rash of golf course heists. Word is lawyers for the accused are already finding holes in the case.

I told my wife about a new reality TV series featuring beautiful women competing in a Bikini Hockey League. She says I'm probably hoping for clutch-and-grab hockey.

A 32-year-old Russian reportedly got stuck in his building's garbage chute trying to escape his girlfriend during an argument. She really must have been trash-talking.

A guy named Phillip Phillips won American Idol. I'm guessing he showed more imagination than whoever named him.

Lolo Jones, a 29-year-old U.S. Olympic hurdler, tweeted she's been 'saving herself' until she gets married. Chastity is tough. Marriage? Now that's a hurdle.


U.S. HURDLER LOLO JONES

Three reasons why a Pennsylvania police officer allegedly broke into a neighbour's house and used the washer and dryer:  
3. He's a grime-fighter;  
2. It was a laundering scheme;
1. He expected a clean getaway.

A pair of bloomers allegedly once owned by Queen Elizabeth II fetched $18,000 on eBay. Is that an undersell?

Nearly four tons of marijuana were recently found bobbing in the Pacific 21 kilometres off the Southern California coast. Talk about the high seas.

The Kentucky Derby is often called "The Greatest Two Minutes in Sports." Wait a minute; that might be Kim Kardashian.


THE GREATEST TWO MINUTES IN SPORTS?

Dalian International Airport (China) has recruited a squad of cheerleaders to entertain travellers during delays. Call them flight stimulators.

According to a recent study, dogs tend to yawn when their owners yawn. A follow-up study found many dogs fall asleep during Maple Leafs games.

Police in Southern California now must ensure adult filmstars are using condoms. This puts a whole new spin on working undercover.

A new viral video shows a blindfolded groom at a stag, who thinks he's taking a 50 ft bungee jump, dropping three feet into a pond. That's marriage; you take the plunge blindly, then soon realize you're in over your head.


GROOM TAKES LEAP OF FAITH

Police in Germany arrested a man suspected of 94 break-ins by identifying his earprints—yes, earprints—left on doors. Now there's a guy who deserves a hearing.

Canadian UFC fighter Georges St. Pierre is competing in this year's World Series of Poker. Who better to compete hand-to-hand?

The NY Post reports Rex Ryan has lost 90 pounds. But enough about his ego.