I told my wife about a new reality TV series featuring beautiful women competing in a Bikini Hockey League. She says I'm probably hoping for clutch-and-grab hockey.

A 32-year-old Russian reportedly got stuck in his building's garbage chute trying to escape his girlfriend during an argument. She really must have been trash-talking.

A guy named Phillip Phillips won American Idol. I'm guessing he showed more imagination than whoever named him.

Lolo Jones, a 29-year-old U.S. Olympic hurdler, tweeted she's been 'saving herself' until she gets married. Chastity is tough. Marriage? Now that's a hurdle.


U.S. HURDLER LOLO JONES

Three reasons why a Pennsylvania police officer allegedly broke into a neighbour's house and used the washer and dryer:  
3. He's a grime-fighter;  
2. It was a laundering scheme;
1. He expected a clean getaway.

A pair of bloomers allegedly once owned by Queen Elizabeth II fetched $18,000 on eBay. Is that an undersell?

Nearly four tons of marijuana were recently found bobbing in the Pacific 21 kilometres off the Southern California coast. Talk about the high seas.

The Kentucky Derby is often called "The Greatest Two Minutes in Sports." Wait a minute; that might be Kim Kardashian.


THE GREATEST TWO MINUTES IN SPORTS?

Dalian International Airport (China) has recruited a squad of cheerleaders to entertain travellers during delays. Call them flight stimulators.

According to a recent study, dogs tend to yawn when their owners yawn. A follow-up study found many dogs fall asleep during Maple Leafs games.

Police in Southern California now must ensure adult filmstars are using condoms. This puts a whole new spin on working undercover.

A new viral video shows a blindfolded groom at a stag, who thinks he's taking a 50 ft bungee jump, dropping three feet into a pond. That's marriage; you take the plunge blindly, then soon realize you're in over your head.


GROOM TAKES LEAP OF FAITH

Police in Germany arrested a man suspected of 94 break-ins by identifying his earprints—yes, earprints—left on doors. Now there's a guy who deserves a hearing.

Canadian UFC fighter Georges St. Pierre is competing in this year's World Series of Poker. Who better to compete hand-to-hand?

The NY Post reports Rex Ryan has lost 90 pounds. But enough about his ego.