An English firm is reportedly selling a range of salts harvested from human tears. The big sellers are tears of laughter, anger and sorrow, known as the Maple Leafs collection.


SALT FROM HUMAN TEARS?

L.A. Weekly says a tattooist is getting international attention for recreating some of history's most iconic paintings on bananas. Apparently, the art has a peel.

Former SI cover girl Brooklyn Decker told Vanity Fair she was named after a horse. Still, a lot of guys wouldn't mind being saddled with her.


BROOKLYN DECKER POSES IN VANITY FAIR

Two things that may surprise you: 2. Justin Timberlake is planning to make music again; 1. Justin Timberlake made music.

Bar Refaeli has been voted Maxim’s 2012 sexiest woman of the year. Is that setting the Bar high?

BAR REFAELI: MAXIM'S 2012 SEXIEST

Did anyone else see the American flag mini-dress Katy Perry wore at the N.Y. Fleet Week event? I'm Canadian, and even I saluted it.


KATY PERRY: STAR-SPANGLED PERFORMANCE

Psychology Today says the best time to do creative thinking might be when you are sleepy. Which may explain why my jokes sound tired.

Police in Somerset, N.J., won't confirm they've made arrests related to a recent rash of golf course heists. Word is lawyers for the accused are already finding holes in the case.

I told my wife about a new reality TV series featuring beautiful women competing in a Bikini Hockey League. She says I'm probably hoping for clutch-and-grab hockey.

A 32-year-old Russian reportedly got stuck in his building's garbage chute trying to escape his girlfriend during an argument. She really must have been trash-talking.

A guy named Phillip Phillips won American Idol. I'm guessing he showed more imagination than whoever named him.

Lolo Jones, a 29-year-old U.S. Olympic hurdler, tweeted she's been 'saving herself' until she gets married. Chastity is tough. Marriage? Now that's a hurdle.


U.S. HURDLER LOLO JONES

Three reasons why a Pennsylvania police officer allegedly broke into a neighbour's house and used the washer and dryer:  
3. He's a grime-fighter;  
2. It was a laundering scheme;
1. He expected a clean getaway.

A pair of bloomers allegedly once owned by Queen Elizabeth II fetched $18,000 on eBay. Is that an undersell?

Nearly four tons of marijuana were recently found bobbing in the Pacific 21 kilometres off the Southern California coast. Talk about the high seas.

The Kentucky Derby is often called "The Greatest Two Minutes in Sports." Wait a minute; that might be Kim Kardashian.


THE GREATEST TWO MINUTES IN SPORTS?

Dalian International Airport (China) has recruited a squad of cheerleaders to entertain travellers during delays. Call them flight stimulators.

According to a recent study, dogs tend to yawn when their owners yawn. A follow-up study found many dogs fall asleep during Maple Leafs games.

Police in Southern California now must ensure adult filmstars are using condoms. This puts a whole new spin on working undercover.

A new viral video shows a blindfolded groom at a stag, who thinks he's taking a 50 ft bungee jump, dropping three feet into a pond. That's marriage; you take the plunge blindly, then soon realize you're in over your head.


GROOM TAKES LEAP OF FAITH